Oh, that's gore...
That's gore of my childhood comfort character...

Me personally, if it were me in this situation, I wouldn't be complaining over "pizza for breakfast". Pizza bagels?! Fuck yeah!!!

DeviantArt do be like that sometimes

Not a bad game in my opinion. It's playable at least and the concept about it is pretty good. Few criticisms I have is that the music throughout the game isn't really that great, and that it felt a little too short and too simplistic, but still a decent game for me.

This game is cool but it's a little too hard for me I think. I always find myself getting stuck on the Alucard boss, and when I do actually get to beat him, stuck on the next boss after. IDK if it's my mouse or my reflexes are just off but I can never find the right moment to actually aim to shoot the God damn enemies before I get my ass handed to me and die in the end at times. (The same applies for the original except I'm ALWAYS stuck on Alucard there). I appreciate it being technically Newgrounds' "first" game and the birth of one of the site's mascots but the difficulty is what kills it for me.

Will Smith took this game a little too seriously. Lol

But memes aside, I actually found an easy way on how to you can beat the game quicker. Just keep quickly pressing the right and left hook keys simultaneously and their health bars will go down like really fast. When it gets to the second fight, you'll probably want to block them before they get a chance the strike you, but they (I forgot his name) moves like really slow so you'll get enough time to give them a right clobbering. Overall, pretty cool game.

A perfect remix to listen to whilst violently murdering demons, and ripping and tearing them apart until it is done.

A perfect song to play at a wedding.

POV: You grew up watching Super Mario Bros. Z

Seeing all of these waifus together in the same picture... This does put a smile on my face.

Arguably the best animated adaptation of Marvel's first family in my opinion.

I love how you combined both Sue's designs from Marvel Rivals and from Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes in this.